12 Jun 2005News Flash: It have been overheard that there was a loose shooter at Shoreline Village, Long Beach on 21 May 2005
He was stopped by security personnel on patrol and questioned about his intentions over the shootings of a purple-coloured house.
The suspect is a bespectacled man of Chinese origin, currently a citizen ofSingapore. The suspect was armed with a digital camera: a Canon 300D series camera. Fortunately this shooter was stopped in time and no "casualties"were accounted for.
Before pulling up at a snack place, the suspect hit upon a child, named Jo-Jo with his mouth wide-opened. Thankfully, no bits of leftover food showed up in the final shots.
The suspect was then spotted devouring a cinnamon pastry washed down with a Coke. After the meal, he was seen chatting with the owner of a shop over a series of Hardy Boys books seen in the store. The shopowner had openly declared that the books on displayed are actually more than 40 years old.*Grasps!*
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2 kilometres from the scene of crime, he was spotted training his sights ona band of musicians. The lead man, a saxaphonist was shot many times. The bass guitarist and the other members of the band were fortunate to get away without a scratch.
The trail went cold after he was seen entering a pizza restuarant and left in a yellow cab in the direction of the container terminal.
This is the high-sea pirate, reporting from Long Beach California.
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